Once upon a time there was a little boy who had no ears, and he says to his mummy:
- "mummy mummy! why does everyone stare at me? why does everyone laugh at me? is it because I have no ears?"
So she says:
- "No darling, it´s because you have nice eyes"
And then, one day, he went to a shop, and the man in the shop stared at him, and he said:
- "Ohh! you´re staring at me because I have nice eyes"
and the man in the shop said:
- "And I hope you never have to wear glasses, because if you do, You´ll have to hang them from your balls"
